When they say it’s five o’clock somewhere, you know what they are referring to – it’s time to drink. Yet March Madness knows no such boundary. In March, the Madness will keep you up late at night, wake you up way before dawn, and wake you up whenever you sleep. That is until the games begin. Because until the first tip, you still have a chance to perfect your bracket. Until the first tip, you still have a chance to submit the perfect bracket.
Of course, during this madness, all logic has escaped from your brain cells. The odds of actually submitting the perfect bracket is 1 in 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 (according to NCAA.com) But you are special, you know basketball better than the average bear. So according to NCAA.com, your odds improve to 1 in 120.2 billion. So you know you can do it.
The odds are better for you to win the lottery. But you know you’ll never win the lottery. The odds are much better you’ll be hit by lightning. But you know that will never happen to you. Your odds of even dating a supermodel are higher according to an article at NewJersey.com. Of course, for those with the madness, your odds of the latter are much less likely. For one, your head is in the stats. For two, your head is in the stats. It’s hard to have any life, much less date a supermodel when your head is in the stats.
It is now 5:30 am. Dammit, I’ve wasted another hour working on this site and writing this post. I still have time to polish my brackets. Why am I talking to you – or is it just to myself?
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